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(ᴬ ᴺᴼᵁᴺ ᶠᴿᴼᴹ ᴴᴱᴸᴸ) Homework spelt backwards is the latin word for ‘child abuse’ and is used to torture children and encourage depression. There are different stages of doing homework:
Nerd Homeworker
a person who does their homework as soon as it has been handed to them
Bully homeworker
gets the nerd homeworkers to do their homework
Latenight homeworker
does the homework the night before it’s due
Lazy homeworker
doesn’t do the work
Sweat homeworker
sweats their work so hard and gets everything wrong
Dumb homeworker
simply forgets
Smart homeworker
searches the answers in google
Dumber homeworker
searches the answers on bing 👀
Drop-out homeworker
drops out of school before the work is due and comes back the next week/month
The risky homeworker
does the work just before the lesson
Riskier homeworker
does the homework in the lesson
Wasteman homeworker
does the homework in detention
Shit motivated homeworker
does the homework while shitting and saying it gives them ‘motivation’
Most ppl in my classes homeworker
puts minimal effort into their work and somehow still gets everything right
Depressed homeworker
gets piled with homework to the point where they are in the state of depression
Distracted homeworker
gets distracted by social media and doesn’t finish the homework
Normal human being homeworker
doesn’t exist
Forced homeworker
forced to do homework by their mums or else she’ll take away the life she gave you
John: oh shit i haven’t done my homework
Tim: fuck the homework do it in the lesson
A writing device given to students by teachers, due to that fact that teachers don't want to be responsible for having to watch you do all the work. If these "teachers" (Which are actually sub-standard bastards hired by the government so people don't get "too" smart) give all classwork, then the fault falls on them if we don't do it. Summary: Teachers are lazy fuckers.
Teacher: "Kids, because I don't want to have to teach you shit, and because I can legally make you research mountains of work... you get to do ten homework pages tonight."
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what you probably should be doing right now
i should be doing homework, but i'm on urban dictionary instead
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simply put:
-work assigned by teachers
-supposed to reveiw what was done in class
-however the true purpose is to make sure students have NO time for relaxation - i mean relaxing would be a CRIME
-deprives sleep
-truely accomplishes absolutley nothing as most students speed through it to try and get some sleep
-a way for suck-ups to over achieve
Judge: I pronounce you to attend school and have homework every night, including weekends
Serial Killer: NOOOOOOOO. WHYYYY?
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school=hell
your teachers= evil little devils
homework= torture
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After you spend 6 hours at school, your dumb teacher says, "You have 20 pages of math tonight, 16 pages of science, 50 pages of reading, and 30 pages of social studies. Due tomorrow!"
mom: honey you look tired. did you sleep well?
daughter: no, in fact i stayed up the whole night doing my homework!
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