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It's an adorable person's name. They are cute , warm, sincere and kind to you if you do the same. Treat them right , tysm
an autistic, extra, egoistic, retarded kid that hides his mother's ashes in his bag. Is loud and annoying and acts smart but is actually dumb af. Always asks extra and stupid questions in class. Always has hallucinations that he has friends. Only reason some people like him is because he gives them mobile legends skins with the money that he probably stole from his father.
teacher: "hand up your homework on friday"
literally 5 seconds later,
aik hong: *raises up hand*
aik hong: "teacher,when do we submit our homework?"
"I went to church hoping to meet Jesus, but I only got Hong Xiuquan."
A pervert yet sophisticated pervert. He is very very very nice, but at the same time he always goes to the Women’s Section at Walmart
STOP RIGHT THERE RYAN HONG; YOU’RE UNDER ARREST FOR VISITING VICTORIA’S SECRET FOR THE 7TH TIME TODAY!
A city that can be either really high-tech or a ghetto slum depending on where you are in it. The same applies to its people. You're either a really rich Chinese (insert typical business-related job, such as entrepreneur or stock market share holder here) or a rice farmer with a lifetime savings equivalent to pocket change.
rich stock market guy: i just got wasted with my girlfriend on some imported wine in our 3 million dollar apartment (3 million dollar is implied as US dollars for urban dictionary relatability, as of July 2016, 1 USD = ~7.7 Hong Kong Dollars, and no, a 3 million US dollar apartment in Hong Kong is not an exaggeration)
rice farmer: can you give me some of that money?
rich stock market guy: diu lay lo mo!
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After you have a quick session of anal sex with either a female or male, prefferably with female, and when you take out your whang from her butthole, you have a hard casing of poop on your dick
"I fucking just knocked my girlfriend up the ass, but when I took it out i had a fucking 'Hong-Long'"
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