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Mom deedle-honked dad while I was in the backseat.
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When you're driving in your car with some friends and you honk at a girl with nice tits.
Tony: Yooo bro! Tot Honk that bitch over there cleaning her car!
Something you say when you reject what a person or you had said after they say it.
Line 1: "Dude I love fat cottage cheese legs on a girl....... Honk!!! I would kill myself if I had that"
Line 2:
Person 1 "I would bone the sh*t out of the teacher for my A"
Person next to him: "HONK!!!"
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This actor won an Oscar for his portrayal of Forest Gump.
Peter Griffin: Oh oh Tim Honks Forest Gump I win
*screen show Tom Hanks as correct answer
Peter Griffin: Who?
When someone really cute wants to go to sleep.
Person One: What's wrong? Are you tired?
Person Two: Honk shnew. *falls asleep*
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“everything is upside down everything is backwards. doctors destroy heath, lawyers destroy justice, psychiatrists destroy minds, scientists destroy truth, major media destroys information, religion destroys spirituality and governments destroy freedom” the end is near, honk honk
“he’s acting a little weird what happened to him?” “he took the honk pill”
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When you are driving, and you decide to honk at pedestrians, and wave frantically, even when you do not know them.
"Those chicks in the velour pant suits - they were so confused trying to figure out who we were - great anonymous honk!"