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an awesome band who has alot of fans that only like them for the lead singer oli sykes.
check their myspace or a fansite, most of the comments will probably be about oli and his hair.bring me the horizon.
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A game with three totally random thrown together nouns as title and a female Legolas as main charakter, who is fighting some angry robots with primitive weapons. You will love it!
A: "Hey, do you know this game who was published in March 2017 in which you are fighting with bow and arrow against robots, who are watching over an epic landscape?"
B: "Oh, do you mean Breath of the Wild?"
A:"Aaaargh! I mean Horizon Zero Dawn"
The Memory Event Horizon is the point where the last person with direct experience of a historical event dies, leaving only second-hand knowledge of the event. Usually applied to wars as the veterans of each war pass away, but can be applied to any significant event that leaves a lasting imprint on a society. Once an event has passed its Memory Event Horizon it will forevermore only exist in history books and documentaries.
When the last U.S. veteran of World War I, Frank Buckles, passed away in 2011 the First World war passed the Memory Event Horizon into history.
Quite simply, they are the most disgraceful excuse for music the world has ever witnessed in the metal music genre.
All those with common sense will realize that Bring Me The Horizon is a pathetic excuse for 'deathcore' or 'metal'. Even then, many will struggle to even call it neither 'metal' or 'deathcore.
The band itself comprises of utter failures. The band only receives attention via their lead singer, Oli Sykes. He is praised by millions upon millions of unintelligent emo and scenester chicks who think he is "t0talllly hawt <3".
All guy fans are also obviously scenesters and praise Oli once again for his apparent vocal talent which appears completely non-existent to the those without tone death problems.
Bring Me The Horizon's fans have a high chance of not knowing jack-shit about any band member except for Oli. For further proof of the scenester chicks and tone-death scenester men, simply check the bands Myspace page comment's box.
One final issue is the criticism. Simply googling reviews of Bring Me The Horizon will behold plentiful results where heavy metal critics detest the band and point out the band's lack of talent, especially in the area of guitar riffs.
So please, do yourself a favour, avoid Bring Me The Horizon/BMTH and hate them with a passion whilst trying to convert their scenester fans to the truth and the lack of talent possessed by BMTH.
Male Scenester: I love Bring Me The Horizon!!!
Person: Really? I didn't know you love cock.
Example Two:
Female Scenester: I love Oli Sykes!!!
Person: Really? I didn't know you loved pussy.
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This band, among many other image-orientated bands, are absolute crap. They do really nothin new with the sounds they try to emulate other than put a really crappy tone and thier singer, affectionately known as "Oli" Sykes to his major fan base of weird fat chicks plus strangely hot ones is possibly the Devil's Incarnate. Although this religious connotation is not true, it is basically just another way of proclaiming his awkward/skinny retardedness to the rest of the world.
A Traditional Oli Sykes Song, Written by Himself:
"ARGGH!!! IM SO FUCKING SHIT!!!
I DON'T REALLY SING ABOUT ANYTHING IMPORTANT, AS I'VE HAD A RELATIVELY GOOD LIFE YET JUST HATE MY PARENTS FOR BRINGING ME INTO THIS FUCKED-UP-WORLD!!! (cue ultimately retarded and out of place breakdown)
I BET YOU ALL LOVE THE FACT THAT I ALMOST SOUND LIKE I AM CRYING!!! I HATE YOU AND YOUR FACE!!! FUCK YOUR FAMILY!!! IMA PISS ON YO' NECK BIATCH!!! (cue out of place and ultimately retarded pig squeal)
BLARRRRRRRRG!
FUCK YOU AND YOUR PARENTS!!! EEEGGG!!!"
A Traditional Conversation Between Two People Who Have Intellect and Tasteful Tastes:
Hoob: "Hey, want to go and see a concert in Bloogtown?"
Leebgoff: "Maybe, who's going?"
Hoob: "Tool, Opeth, The Mars Volta, Led Zepellin, The Beatles, The Eagles, The Rolling Stones, Metallica, Megadeth, Coldplay, Mastodon, a couple of lesser known bands who are still amazingly awesome such as Between the Buried and Me, H20, Parkway Drive, Protest the Hero and The Sword."
Leebgoff: "Hold on, what's the catch?"
Hoob: "Bring Me The Horizon."
Leebgoff: "Ah, I'll just stay home and slit my wrists."
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The idea that fun is always happening at the NEXT party, and you ruin your night running after it, and not enjoying wherever you are. Evenings such as Halloween and NYE are often spent this way.
Q: What did you do for New Year's Eve?
A: Well, we went to the Promise party, then Trackmeet, etc, and moving from venue to venue, thinking the NEXT one would be the biggest good time. Chaysus. Basically we didn't stay anywhere long enough to have fun...
We were chasing the fun horizon all night. Unsurprisingly, we never reached it.
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cunts, piss in each others mouths, and oli sykes has a tiny penis
oli sykes takes anal from black prison wardens, he is in bring me the horizon, who also take it up the arse
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