sludge hummer

When a penis is inserted anally into a man or woman, and then removed for oral insertion into that same man or woman, without washing off any rectal residue. Play on "sledgehammer", a demolition implement, a Peter Gabriel song title, and the name of a 1980s comedy television show.

First I fucked her ass, then she blew me--sludge hummer!

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ball hummer

noun.

The art or act of taking testicles into your mouth and humming at the same time.

He's so hot, I really want to give him a ball hummer.

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Hummered Out

Being exhausted from overindulgence in the gay lifestyle.

After that weekend in South Beach, man I was hummered out!

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Dumb Hummer

A phrase coined by folk-hop rapper Why? (Yoni Wolf).

Dumb Hummer refers to a person who unquestioningly supports and glorifies the military to such an extent that they adopt military customs into civilian life.

Someone who drives a Hummer and wears military-issue clothing such as camoflauge and dogtags, but has never been in the armed-services.

These people often spit pro-military rhetoric in a knee-jerk way, without fully thinking through the situation. When questioned about military policy, they will often act as if being attacked and assume a defensive position, never considering the validity of any opinion that differs from their own.

"If you've ever sipped Guinness through a cigarette filter,
or unwittingly tailored your style
after the war-footing of your nation's leaders,
or wore fatigues in a civilian's way,
or fit a Hum-V
through the narrower streets,
downtown seeking parking on a Friday night,
getting lodged in a metal way,
then that's you."

~Why? "Dumb Hummer"

Dumb Hummer: "If you aren't behind our troops, then prepare to stand in front of them."

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hummer guy

a pedophile youtuber

hey guyth hummath guyth / hummer guy

Bummer Hummer

Blow job equal to a pity fuck

Sara gave roger a bummer hummer after she saw him wallowing in self pity at the party

Hummer house

1. A ginormous house built on the site of a former site of a teardown that towers over its neighboring houses. Like the Hummer FUV, these houses appear to bully surrounding ones.

2. A McMansion characterized by its huge scale and cookie cutter design that embodies the Hummer “I got mine” lifestyle.

The neighbors torched the Hummer house being built by those arrogant SOBs.

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