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Lurking around the corner every weekend, a Hurricane Glester is a category 5 storm, which can lead to catastrophic events.
Simply it is when a man consumes too many alcoholic beverages and becomes a hurricane of emotion, destroying anything in his path. Also known to make bad decisions including drunk dialing ex-girlfriends and starting fights with even the most innocent of his friends.
"Man we got Hurricane Glester’d last night. He had 9 too many Date Rapes and ended up losing his wallet, including a drug dealer worthy bank roll. He called his ex-girlfriend 15 times, and urinated in his own apartment. It was later found that he had destroyed his cell phone AGAIN, and had conceived a Glooper, leaving a clear path of the hurricane's destruction behind him."
*By locking your doors you can’t stop a Hurricane Glester, but only hope to contain it.
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The worst hurricane in recorded history. Affected all of Mexico. Shut down the tortilla making business for three years.
Person 1: Man, Hurricane Katrina was awful..
Person 2: What about Hurricane Tortilla?
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One of Muse's many great songs. It's on the album "absoultion". It features a heart-meltingly beautiful piano solo preformed by Matt Bellamy, i.e. love, in human form.
Lyrics for "Butterflies and Hurricanes"
"Change everything you are
and everything you were
Your number has been called
Fights and battles have begun
Revenge will surely come
Your hard times are ahead
Best, you've got to be the best
You've got to change the world
And use this chance to be heard
Your Time is now
Your Time is now
Change everything you are
And everything you were
Your number has been called
Fights and battles have begun
Revenge will surely come
Your hard times are ahead
Best, you've got to be the best
You've got to change the world
and use this chance to be heard
Your time is now
Your time is now
Don't let yourself down
Don't let yourself go
Your last chance has arrived
Best, you've got to be the best
You've got to change the world
and use this chance to be heard
Your time is now
Your time is now"
Sings Matthew Bellamy angelicly, simutaiously managing to alternate between piano and guitar.
Me:*dies*
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Severe weather conditions that occurred in Scotland on the 8th of December 2011. Named after the Glaswegian slang for 'scrotum', the 'hurricane' was not actually a hurricane, but extreme winds that disrupted travel and forced the closure of many schools, universities and businesses. The name was a result of a trending topic on Twitter.
Person 1, upon seeing a trampoline roll past the window: "Oh my god, trampoline! Trampoline! Holy... oh my god!"
Person 2: "Aye, that's Hurricane Bawbag"
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This is a sexual position/activity where you suspend the partner on the ceiling fan so that he/she is in the air parallel with the floor. As your partner rotates, you cockslap them continuously. When you're ready to ejaculate, stop your partner's rotating and cum in their mouth. Make them rotate again and have your partner spit the jizz out, making it "rain."
"My boyfriend and I succesfully pulled off a Floridian Hurricane last night. I almost died."
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When you have and extremely large shit that pauses then continues after you wipe.
Bill: OMFG! i thought this shit was over so i wiped, but it was only the eye of the storm.
John: It was the infamous hurricane shit.
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Occasion that occurs in the south during the event of a Hurricane. Alcohol and other drugs are likely to be consumed at this party. The host of the party invites people, not only to party with but to help clean out his freezer and refrigerator before power goes out and the host's food rots and goes to waste.
"Hurricane party at my place! Alcohol check! Fully stocked refrigerator and freezer from WalMart not even three days ago check...fuck my life!"
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