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If you say this you are a dick sucking faggot and you should die
And I oop and I oop and I oop *gets stabbed and tea bagged
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The ultimate word to assert authority and possibly ruin someones life.
Friend: Yo bro wanna hang out?
Me: no I don't think I will
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a verse of one of the most legendary songs to ever exist. “I wish i knew you wanted me” - ‘Bad Habit’ by Steve Lacy
“i wish i knew you wanted me”
bro what?
the fuck you mean “what” do you even listen to lacy?
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the desire to put forth energy towards a particular action, and the equal amount of desire to not want to.
wanna go to the movies?
i do but i don't
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When you think that something came out of your ass but your not really sure. Usually its a minimal amount of liquid too small to notice a signifigant change of the moistness of your underwear.
Jamal:Hey man I think I just leaked out of my ass
Me: Oh shit was it taco night last night again?
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1. part of one of xxxtentacion's most popular songs "Jocelyn flores"
2. the immediate response to finding out your crush likes another dude
1. "i know you so well, so well, i mean i can do anything that he can"
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person 1: hey uh, i like you
person 2: i have a boyfriend
person 1: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? WE'RE MEANT TO BE I MEAN I CAN DO ANYTHING THAT HE CAN
Something really useful from the US. The only reply to be made to an acquaintance, or a co-worker you don’t like very much who makes ridiculous demands on your time and effort for no recompense.
“What did you say when Malcolm asked you to do his work while he sloped off to get freebies at the supermarket?”
“I don’t wanna, I don’t haveta, I ain’t gonna.”
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