you can go now, if you want

A dick way of saying "get the fuck out of here" if you are hanging out at someone's house.

"Well, there's really nothing left we can do, you can go now, if you want."

"Wow... Such a dick."

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Don't you want to be in my movie?

I am disappointed with what you just said or did. (esp. in LA)

Me: Dude, can I borrow $10?
You: nope.
Me: Don't you want to be in my movie?

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How much lettuce do you want?

Derived from the movie "Bad Santa" this phrase has been ranked in the top most annoying questions. The beauty of it is simple. Most people after being asked repeatedly will get very annoyed, asking what "lettuce" means. In which case you can just say, "just lettuce..?"

Bob- How much lettuce do you want?

Random guy- I dont want none lettttuce!

Bob- o-kay!

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Do You Want Salt On Your Crumpet

The act of ejaculating over a females vagina

I can't believe you even had the courage to ask her 'Do you want salt on your crumpet'

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Where do you want to eat?

When your girlfriend tells you she's hungry, but won't tell you anywhere specific that she wants to go (or possibly doesn't have any idea herself).

Girl: I'm hungry.
Guy: Ok, where do you want to eat?
Girl: I'm good with anything.
Guy: Pick somewhere. Anywhere.
Girl: I don't know.
Guy: I hate you.

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do you want free chicken nuggets

that one thing that tango mangle screams at you

tangomangle: do you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggets
me: no
tangomangle:do you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggetsdo you want free chicken nuggets
me: I SAID NO NOW DIE *shoots tangomangle*
tangomangle:do you want free chicken nuggets *dies*

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You don't want

What you say at the start of a question to influence the answer (usually to suit yourself)
Instead of asking "do you want..."

Passenger: "You don't want petrol money do you?"

Driver: "Ummm... no, course not..."

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