Person from Scandinavia, but mostly Sweden since it is where IKEA originated.
Person A : Those fuckin´Scandinavians sure travel a lot, don´t they ? Those people are fuckin´all over the place!
Person B: Yeah, bloody IKEA wogs.
The best guy to ever exist, he’s my ikea man and i love him so much.
He’s my Ikea man and i’m not sharing
A large collection of tiny hex wrenches left over from Ikea furniture or other self-assembly products.
I had to clean out the Ikea shrapnel from my toolbox.
Using your own tools to assemble store bought goods in your home or apartment.
Kenny: " Sup dawg? What the hell you doin wit dat?"
Jake: " I be ikeaing dis shitty chair fo my azz to sits in."
When you can’t beat Andrew Tate in a push-up competition
Andrew: come on
Kyle: I can’t; I’m going to ikea