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The IL-76 is a Soviet vehicle transport plane. It was first introduced in 1971. It was made by Ilyushin, hence the abbreviation โ€˜Ilโ€™. It was thought to be another rip off of a US plane, which Ilyushin did often. This time it was the C-141. In actuality, it was most likely a coincidence. The IL-76 was mainly designed to open up Siberia having the ability to transport heavy cargo. It ended up being a strategic cargo plane for the Soviet Union. The V-TA (military version) reached 150 by 1980, frequently replacing the An-12.

Type: Vehicle Transport Plane
Armament: rear twin N-23 turrets
Dimensions: span 50.5m; length 40.59m; height 14.76m
Payload: 40000kg
Speed: 900km/h
Range: 5000km w/ max payload
Ceiling: 13000m

The IL-76 flew from Moscow to Madrid.

by Rot April 7, 2005

15๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Batavia, IL

Often known as the most boring city in Illinois, but is often challanged by other small cities in the dead space between Chicago and Springfield. If anything, it is the most boring town in the western suburbs and is loved by adults for being a safe place with good schools.

Also known as Butt-avia to locals

Resident: I'm from Batavia, IL!
Conversationalist: Where in the hell is that?
Resident: In hell.

by bri2 June 21, 2007

44๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


lombard, IL

a crappy little suburb of chicago where theres nothing better to do then do drugs and kill yourself

Kid one: where do you live?

Lombard Kid: Lombard

Kid One: That sucks

by me March 30, 2005

70๐Ÿ‘ 47๐Ÿ‘Ž


Maryville, IL

The town between Collinsville and Glen Carbon filled with a bunch of snobby rich people and their kids who usually go to Collinsville High School and ride around in their cars that daddy bought for them. The only thing it really has is a Bobby's Frozen Custard.

Don't walk on that dude's lawn; we're in Maryville, IL. He'll sue you.

by Rennat Yellek March 25, 2009

39๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


troy, il

a town that can be pretty chill but can also be a complete hell hole. truck stops is mainly what's here, but we also have (well to eat) mcdonalds, burger king, arby's, jack n the box, subway, pizza man, that weird mexican food place, and some other places that no one cares about. the big thing that just happened here was that we got a dunkin donuts between all the truck stops right next to the stupid bridge that never seems to get finished. one thing troy is kinda known for is running the bases. there is 6th graders having sex using a sandwhich bag and silly bands, guys getting blowjobs left and right, it's kinda insane. oh and people date people who not even close to their age. there is this one girl who is in 6th grade who is now dating a sophomore but before that was dating a senoir from collinsville. there is also a lot of drinking here and smoking pot and weed. one of the most popular places to smoke is the skatepark. the skatepark is in the park and it is where a bunch of douchey skater boys hang out and try to do tricks in front of the white trash girls who go there to flirt with the guys. the homecoming parade thing is gay as hell. the ones is st. jacob and marine are better and those towns are like half the size. our sports teams are pretty good. our academics are okay, but only like 15% of the people at the highschool care about their grades.

well at least we're better than highland and cooler than collinsville.

**some guys from troy, il**

caleb: "hey man, wanna go to the skatepark?"

derek: "no, im good. im just gonna go drink a lot, then get a blowjob from this chick, then walk on the side of the road to mcdonalds."

caleb: "did you hear there's a dunkin donuts?!"

derek: "holy shit! no way?!"

by wellfuckthis January 2, 2012

31๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


Byron, IL

A giant piece of shit located just outside the shithole that is Rockford, IL. There is absolutely nothing to do but complain about there being nothing to do or complain about being called rich kids by surrounding villages such as Stillman Valley or Oregon. We can't forget about the Rock River that takes more lives than AIDS and Nigga Moments combined. It just sits there stalking the bored townsfolk into getting in so it can murder them with the stupid under current.

Hey what is there to do in Byron, IL?

Absolutely nothing but wait for death.

by 5351561 November 4, 2012

23๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Grosse Ile

Grosse ile is acually a sweet place to live, alot of people complain that there nothin to do, those people are porbably losers whodont get invited to parties. The winter is a rough time but in the summer, i mean we live on the water so its sweet to go out on your boats and shit. And yes, we like to party.

Whattup Mayne? Nothin playboy

Wanna go to a party on Grosse Ile and get on anotha level? Aw Yeah for sure man

by Slim Thuggah....Muthafucka May 14, 2009

80๐Ÿ‘ 60๐Ÿ‘Ž