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When you Google something and Minecraft appears. This literally can occur when ANYTHING is googled and is usually one of the top websites, images or videos. This can even occur when something isn't even in the. It's as if Minecraft is always watching. Similar effects can be observed
Person 1: I searched "How to get to the moon" and it came up with "How to get to the moon on Minecraft"
Person 2: Well yeah, everything you search comes up with Minecraft.
Person 1: Minecraft illuminati man, minecraft illuminati...
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when someone thinks they deserve money and fame for something they really aren't that great at, they might begin to blame some omnipotent, mysterious group called the illuminati for their lack of success. If this becomes a habit, they may develop an illuminati complex.
Hopsin isn't as popular as Tyler the Creator, so Tyler must be an illuminati puppet. hopsin has an illuminati complex.
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An active (public) kik Group Chat filled with rapists, chances, cheats and other scrupulous/unsavory individuals. Meant to have began before time™ was invented. Charged with the mental preservation of the New World Music and shaming of the common simian. Thought to be responsible for the deaths of hundreds of music icons (see Chris Cornell)
“The Music Illuminati strikes again! Claiming Chris Cornell in mid 2017!”
An orgy pile in the shape of a triangle. Usually used by cults.
"Wow Nick!! What an Illuminati Pile!!"
Something people say when they see something triangular in shape.
1: Look at my beautiful, triangular slice of pizza!
2: Illuminati confirmed! Get that shit away from me! 👺
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A person who feels that every time he/she sees a triangle or pyramid, they have to exclaim: "ILLUMINATI! THAT SHIT IS FUCKING ILLUMINATI MAN!!" and they expect to start preaching about the NWO and all of Alex Jones's and other payed shit-stirers' misconceptions on how the horrors in the world are actually taking place.
illuminati freak : Dude! your shirt is fucking illuminati bro! It has a fucking triangle on it!
logical human being Dude, sometimes a triangle, is just a fucking triangle.
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a secret cabal of transgender people who, according to trans-exclusionary radical feminists, members of the far right, and religious fanatics like Pope Francis, have taken over the medical establishment, the schools, and the media in order to turn everyone transgender.
No one knows why the trans illuminati wants everyone to be transgender. All we know is that they're up to no good.
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