Someone who is intent on giving you a hard time. About as pleasant as a lump on a twat.
The lady at the DMV was being a real puss bulge about the form I had to fill out.
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The bulge in which a female gains when they eat one to many pies. I.E Lisa Riley (UK) has a massive grim fanny bulge.
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Cunt Blob: The fat that is located just above the crotch line and below the belt line. Found primarily on women but funnier when found on a man.
"Check out the CB Bulge on that one!"
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When a man gets aroused so intensely and fast, that his bulge can't help but to make itself present against his skinny jeans.
"Yeah, Brandon was definitely pushin' bulge at Hooters last night, you could see that thing from across the restaurant"
When you want to call someone a pickle bulge but youβre trying to be polite
Bradon: My girlfriend wonβt ask me to a dance
Me: Dang Brosif she sounds like a Pickle bulge
When two girls get in a fight over a man, or dick.
Hey, Zach, look at that Battle of the Bulge over ther.
When two gays sword fight with their pants on.
Albert: "Hey Eddy, my parents are here we can't sword fight. Wanna rein-act the Battle of the Bulge?"
Eddy: "Fuck yeah, let me watch some gay clown porn to get hard first."