Someone who is intent on giving you a hard time. About as pleasant as a lump on a twat.
The lady at the DMV was being a real puss bulge about the form I had to fill out.
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The bulge in which a female gains when they eat one to many pies. I.E Lisa Riley (UK) has a massive grim fanny bulge.
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Cunt Blob: The fat that is located just above the crotch line and below the belt line. Found primarily on women but funnier when found on a man.
"Check out the CB Bulge on that one!"
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The Bulge that leaves you needing some beverage. Compliments Major Moist perfectly.
I bumped Spicy Bulges with Major Moist over there. He cried.
When you want to call someone a pickle bulge but youβre trying to be polite
Bradon: My girlfriend wonβt ask me to a dance
Me: Dang Brosif she sounds like a Pickle bulge
When two girls get in a fight over a man, or dick.
Hey, Zach, look at that Battle of the Bulge over ther.
When two gays sword fight with their pants on.
Albert: "Hey Eddy, my parents are here we can't sword fight. Wanna rein-act the Battle of the Bulge?"
Eddy: "Fuck yeah, let me watch some gay clown porn to get hard first."