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An activity that is performed by the penis.
Wow, I did some pretty hard penis labor back there!
The pre-diarrhea sensation, that makes your bowels tremble and your butthole pucker. The "oh shit" feeling that instantly hits you like a freight train. You may break a sweat, and/or feel bouts of nausea trying to hold back the monstrosity that is about to disembark.
Step on the gas, diarrhea labor has hit. It's coming now!
Someone who works in the laboring field, but gets upset when they have to labor in any other job setting, even if it’s only for one day.
Tom- “They hired me to do concrete, not cut grass, I swear I’m going to quit if they have me go do grass tomorrow.”
Bill-“Stop being a labor diva.”
A day you have to work because someone got fired for being lazy.
"She's such a lazy bitch and got fired. Now I have to cover her on labor day, my day off instead of being at home with my husband having hot sex all day"
goat's doing labor on a Sunday afternoon
Go back to Goat Labor!!
Father, the goat just did Goat Labor.
The goats are crying, they have done too much Goat Labor!
The goats work in a prison yard doing Goat Labor.
Labor Pivot: The act of saying fuck it to your job due to Covid stay at home protocols. Labor Pivoting involves but not limited to, online gaming, daily food delivery’s and wearing clothing only from the waste up for zoom meetings.
Jane the librarian: “I use to love working with kids during story time and the Dewey decimal system…but after this Covid bullshit I’ve done a complete Labor Pivot and I am much happier.”
1) The one coworker that's been there for years, but is also depressed and takes out his angst on every one else.
2) The build up of stank on your dick after a hard days work.
3) An inappropriate or untimely boner at work.
4) When you have to get one last nut off while your girl is in labor.
1) Guy 1: "Keith sure knows what he'd doing, but he's still the labor dick of the office."
Guy 2: "Yeah, fuck Keith. What a dick."
2) Girl 1: "My man came home with straight labor dick and I still pleased him."
Girl 2: "What a trooper."
3) "Old Greta bent over at the office today and I saw her saggy tits, then I popped a major labor dick."
4) "Delivering that baby looked painful, but I really needed that labor dick."