Bathtub Wasted

The condition of being so intoxicated (well over the standard tipsy, buzzed, inebriated, or even plastered state) that it will be a miracle if you live to see the next day.

The term was thought up as a result of the 2004 incident when An unidentified Taiwanese woman (dumb betch) died of alcohol intoxication after immersion for 12 hours in a bathtub filled with 40% ethanol (brilliant). Her blood alcohol content was 1.35% (which qualified her as being bathtub wasted).

That betch consumed so much alcohol she was nearly bathtub wasted.

I'm tryina get beyond blackout tonight, let's get bathtub wasted.

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Bathtub Hoax

Theorem which proves that the masses can and will be manipulated for comedic purposes.

"Look at the suntanned people pouring out of that church -- it's a bathtub hoax."

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ryan was kneeling in the bathtub

the first line of the milk fic.
if you mention it, there's two kinds of people;
the person who says "huh?" and the person who goes "NOpENOpenopenope SO SH OOK"

Phil Lester: Ryan was kneeling in the bathtub --
Dan Howell: NO NO N O NOPE NOepnope sT OP

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bathtub boy

a nickname for a boy that masterbates in the bathtub no mater where he is

one of my friends masterbated in a bathtub when we were in euroup. we call him bathtub boy

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throw a toaster in a bathtub

to commit suicide

John throw a toaster in a bathtub. He's dead now.

Two Dogs in a Bathtub

When you try to jam both of your nuts in a girl's asshole. It's supposed to be as difficult as keeping two live dogs in a bathtub together.

i got one nut in her ass, but i couldnt manage the two dogs in a bathtub.

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2 dogs in a bathtub

When a guy puts both his nuts in a girls ass.

Wow, that is as difficult as getting 2 dogs in a bathtub.

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