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A place that is easy to fall into and hard to crawl out of.
Oxford, Mississippi is known as the velvet ditch.
People fall in love with Oxford, MS and never want to leave, aka it's a velvet ditch.
Vagina; Possibly inspired by the alleged resmblance between a pussy and an oyster. This term, along with several others, was popularized by the Bloodhound Gang song, "Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo" (F-U-C-K in Phoenetics).
*Not a term one would use in serious conversation
"Cattle prod the oyster ditch with the lap rocket" -"Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo"
or
Jack: Did you do her up the ass?
Marc: no, but she let me have some of the oyster ditch
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Giving advice to people who are actually doing the work and judging them for the work they are doing.
Stop it you hurler in the ditch.
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The place where one goes when in alot of trouble. Usually the kind of trouble of their own creation and the situation has drastically deteriorated.
A major stuff up.
Oh fuck, I can't believe you forgot to put the car tyre back on properly; we are really up Shitter's Ditch now.
A: "Where's Barry?"
B: "He cheated on his wife and is in hiding"
A: "Oh, he must be up Shitter's Ditch then."
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Riding your snowmobile in a ditch or ravine. Riding on unmarked trails.
"...I was ditch banging all night till the DNR showed up."
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The act of inducing a Xanax-like coma and intentionally slamming your vehicle in a ditch to take a nap.
Dude is such a ditch napper. I bet he has a couple bars left in his pocket and a sign in his grill.
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Something empty, dirty, and filled up by whatever happens to be rolling on through town.
When she got up, she sucked down all the beer out of my friends' fridge, emptied all the change out of my pockets, and then got railed by the cab driver that next morning on the way home. What a ditch bottle.