Shower Gauntlet

A game you can play in prison in the showers. A convict will lather himself with soap, and the other inmates will form a two sided line. The runner will try to make it through the line without getting knocked down or slipping.

Frank tried to run the shower gauntlet last night, and he slipped and fell, landing face down. A big fella landed face down on top of him, and well, you can imagine it from there.

navy shower

When taking a shower
get in,
turn water on,
get wet,
turn water off,
lather,
turn water on,
rinse,
get out.

In the effort of conserving water, esp. on ships.

I need to use the bathroom! Take a navy shower so I can get in there!

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Sandusky shower

When a grown man of some stature lures an underage boy into a lockeroom shower with him for some educational one on one time.

Yesterday I walked in on the coach having a sandusky shower with a young boy.

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Shower Jellyfish

N: Semen that is left on the shower floor that resembles a beached jellyfish, or washed ashore. Jizz

Damn it.... The freakin drains are clogged again cause of all the shower jellyfish-

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Shamrock Shower

Urinating on a sexual partner during intercourse after ingesting large amounts of asparagus

Yo! I gave that bitch a shamrock shower like a muther fucker!

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grower not a shower

A person whose penis appears tiny when flaccid, but that redeems itself when erect.

After being derided in the locker room for his limp rat dick, Tony assured the others with his only comeback: "I'm a grower not a shower!"

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shower arms

When guys have really muscles arms. So big that they are able to hold a girl up in the shower. For sex.

"OMG did you see him?" "Oh yeah total shower arms!"

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