An across-the-room connection with a girl or guy, where you know you'll likely never encounter them again. You want to talk or flirt with them but you don't, it just stays a subtle connection. Unless it's all in your head
Bro I just had this restaurant theory with a chick who looked like the dragon queen from game of thrones!
Man that ugly girl was just eye-fucking the shit out of me, she probably thought we were having the old restaurant theory. God bless her!
A scary individual that is an absolute ape and alpha of a man AWOOOGA
REESE IS SUS REESE IS SUS VOTE HIM OUT VOTE HIM OUT VOTE HIM OUT
One of the many youtube channels Matpat runs. This one explanes the lore of many tv shows, movies, youtube shorts, youtube videos, or just anything you can find thats a video or short clip.
Have you ever heard of Film Theory?
That's just a theory, a Film Theory!
Eating an abundance of celery will increase your load. Enough said.
The Storm: Yo Tyler, you pick up some celery for your big night with Kimberly tonight?
Tyler: Oh fuck yeah! The celery theory is gonna blow her away...Chyea!
combination of english and computer science, targeting dylan wong hoi mun and choi hee won, in 11 years the end of this theory will come
This is a Heewong Theory
The theory of consent states that the object, person, or animal receiving the fucking must first give permission.
"According to the theory of consent you must first ask that soda can permission before you fuck it."
Theory coined by Social Psychologist Kate Cunty theorizing that humans are giving cunt exponentially more due to social matters. She stated that people are more inclined to serve cunt when social pressures are higher, also discussing the matter of the Cuntization Prioritization (how the social situation determines how much someone prioritizes serving cunt). Researchers that had later done studies on the Theory of Cuntization claimed that although Kate Cunty's theory was correct regarding Cuntization Prioritization, they found that people serve cunt statistically more due to internal factors rather that external (social) factors.
"Oh my god, I just got a call from Lucas and he said that instead of taking me to the movie theater, we are going to a museum for our date. Now I have to serve cunt!"
"No way... thank god you can prioritize serving cunt in time. Maybe Kate Cunty was right about her Theory of Cuntization!"