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Restaurant Theory

An across-the-room connection with a girl or guy, where you know you'll likely never encounter them again. You want to talk or flirt with them but you don't, it just stays a subtle connection. Unless it's all in your head

Bro I just had this restaurant theory with a chick who looked like the dragon queen from game of thrones!

Man that ugly girl was just eye-fucking the shit out of me, she probably thought we were having the old restaurant theory. God bless her!

by Shortest shorts August 16, 2015


Reese Theory

A scary individual that is an absolute ape and alpha of a man AWOOOGA

REESE IS SUS REESE IS SUS VOTE HIM OUT VOTE HIM OUT VOTE HIM OUT

be scared reese theory

by fradern September 5, 2021


Film Theory

One of the many youtube channels Matpat runs. This one explanes the lore of many tv shows, movies, youtube shorts, youtube videos, or just anything you can find thats a video or short clip.

Have you ever heard of Film Theory?
That's just a theory, a Film Theory!

by Simply_tato February 28, 2022


Celery Theory

Eating an abundance of celery will increase your load. Enough said.

The Storm: Yo Tyler, you pick up some celery for your big night with Kimberly tonight?

Tyler: Oh fuck yeah! The celery theory is gonna blow her away...Chyea!

by Chfuck Yeah! February 23, 2011


Heewong Theory

combination of english and computer science, targeting dylan wong hoi mun and choi hee won, in 11 years the end of this theory will come

This is a Heewong Theory

by jeong hoo September 19, 2023


Theory of consent

The theory of consent states that the object, person, or animal receiving the fucking must first give permission.

"According to the theory of consent you must first ask that soda can permission before you fuck it."

by Moibus October 23, 2019


Theory of Cuntization

Theory coined by Social Psychologist Kate Cunty theorizing that humans are giving cunt exponentially more due to social matters. She stated that people are more inclined to serve cunt when social pressures are higher, also discussing the matter of the Cuntization Prioritization (how the social situation determines how much someone prioritizes serving cunt). Researchers that had later done studies on the Theory of Cuntization claimed that although Kate Cunty's theory was correct regarding Cuntization Prioritization, they found that people serve cunt statistically more due to internal factors rather that external (social) factors.

"Oh my god, I just got a call from Lucas and he said that instead of taking me to the movie theater, we are going to a museum for our date. Now I have to serve cunt!"

"No way... thank god you can prioritize serving cunt in time. Maybe Kate Cunty was right about her Theory of Cuntization!"

by Kate Cunty October 4, 2023