Four Inches

1) Length of a very small penis.

2) Average penis size of a 12 year old boy.

I heard Suzie bought a vibrator because her boyfriend only has four inches down there.

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Troll Inches

The number of inches a man TELLS a woman his penis is....divided by pi

He says that he has 11 inches, but the 'troll inches' translation means that he only has about 3 1/2.

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2 Inch

Callum has a 2 Inch

I stuck my 2 Inch in a cow

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cock-inch

Around three quarters of a normal inch (18.4mm). Used to describe the size of one's manhood and to make it apparently larger than it really is but has also been spread to wider applications.

4 cock-inches is the equivalent of 3 imperial inches.

Mark - My penis is 8 inches on a good day...
Russ - Is that real inches or cock-inches?

Alternative use...

Mark - Give that settee a shove it's only a cock-inch off where it should be

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4 inches

A 4 inch dick. While below average, it may pleasure women. It depends on thier preferences and what they can handle.

Sam: How big is your dick?
John: 4 inches.
Sam: Oh, okay. Well mine is a mile long.
*whips his dick out*
John: Hey, you want a blowjob?
Sam: Only if you can get to the balls.
John: Hell yeah.
*seconds later*
Sam: oh... oh... Oh.... OH.... AHHH.... AHHHHH. FASTER.
John: *thinking* mmmm. So good and fat and juicy.
Sam: OHHH... OHHH...
John: *manages to suck Sam's huge balls*
Sam: OHHHHHH.... OHHHH... I'M GONNA CUM! OH SHIT. OH SHIT! *cums gallons*
John: mmm so tasty....

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10 inch

Makes for nice sex

Nice 10 inch you got there

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dick inch

a dick inch is alot smaller than a usual inch. inches are 2.5cm, whereas a dick inch is maybe 1cm or 1.5

Ian: I measured my dick today, it's 9 inches
Jack: Sure, you mean 9 dick inches

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