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Rebalancing Index

Rebalancing in crypto refers to portfolio and expectation ratio.

When it becomes 1:1 you're rebalanced, your portfolio reaches a state of equilibrium.

Some important rebalancing indexers are as follows:

10:1 Rebalance: Euphoria

1:1 Rebalance: Unrealistic
1:10 Rebalance: Should've taken Profits

"aah im rebalancing"
"one man said to the other man why the fuck are you questioning my rebalance"
"just a minor dip, my airdrops will rebalance my portfolio"
"my rebalance is not rebalancing anymore" - often used during market crashes
"my rebalancing index is finally 1:1"

by ooharu June 25, 2024


index on

To "index on" something is to emphasize it or weight it.
To "over-index on" something is to over-emphasize it.
To "be over-indexed" is to be over-represented.

"Moreover, African Americans, Asians and Hispanics were all over-indexed on PBS's online platforms" (2013)
"Pepsi's loyal consumers 'over-indexed' on the desire to make the most out of every moment" (2015)
"I am already over-indexed on risky investments" (2016)
"...the overwhelming majority of our public attention is showered on a minuscule minority of humans. We are exceedingly over-indexed on our stars." (2020)
"People often index on skill when they are looking to hire" (2019)

by egregio April 12, 2022


Tompkins Index

A mathematical function to describe the rate in growth of WhatsApp side-chats post a salacious and often incendiary comment in a central, widely inclusive group-chat.

Paul - "Geez, Andrew just dropped a couple of cables in the LEOG"
Samuel "Christ, this'll test the Tompkins Index"

by sxpress7 September 14, 2019


national index is stinky day

On March 4th when you see index call him stinky for apparently no reason

national index is stinky day
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Player: Hey index
Index: What?
Player: you stinky
Index: :(

by mate507 October 23, 2023


Cage Index

A unit of measurement for how big of a fuckboi a guy is. It is measured by the number of Nicolas Cage memes are sent in response to gross or inappropriate messages or images before they stop responding.

This guy that was messing with me was gross. He was a 6 on the Cage Index.

by kevinchong January 13, 2017


skills index

1. Found in the publication "The Quantification of Skill" and refers to the weighted average of the components of the MSD, the SCIA, and the FM-100
2. The leading indicator of RTS ability

Was his skills index above .7?

by anonymous July 12, 2004


Waffle house index

A scale created by FEMA used to determine how bad a situation is.

Green: Normal day, serves regular menu

Yellow: Using the generator/limited food supply, serves the limited menu

Red: YOUR ONLY CHANCE IS TO FUCKING PRAY (Things are bad, Waffle House is closed)

"Hey man things are really getting bad out there"

"Is it really? The waffle house index will determine that"

by free cheese June 1, 2023