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pen and ink

Cockney rhyming slang for 'Stink'.

Ian dury (singer from the blockheads) once sang:

'I'm a blackmail man and i think you stink, you're pen and ink...'

by Jon Hazell April 30, 2006

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Beginners Ink

The slack ink cartridge that you receive with your brand new printer. It will print the test page flawlessly. Three and 1/2 pages later its out. Then you see is "Order New Ink Here!"

Dang beginners ink! My new Printer is a fail! I was gonna print the entire divorce decree but it ran out of ink in less then 5 pages! ink print begin

by Señor Zappatos April 18, 2013


Ink Feast

When you consequentally get ink in your mouth from chewing on your pen.

I was nervous in my interview and I accidetally had an ink feast. I didn't get the job.

by errington2000 May 23, 2009


Ink Blue

This is a car color in the UK (usually on an Asian brand) that, although has blue in the name, is actually purple. People who have this color of car get disproportionally upset when it is referred to as blue and have a sulk that lasts for days. It is usually a middle class white man who drives a car of this color.

Person 1: Hey, what color is your car? Person 2: That's Ink Blue. Person 1: No its not you blind twat, its purple. Person 2: NO ITS NOT ITS INK BLUE, STOP CALLING IT PURPLE, ITS NOT PURPLE, IT DOES NOT EVEN LOOK PURPLE.

by The_Truth13** June 21, 2019


Ink Ass

When you're wiping after a shit, and even after what feels like hundreds of wipes, there is still brown on the toilet paper. It is as if you are wiping ink off of a brown marker.

Person 1: Bro, what took you so long? That was like a 40-minute shit!
Person 2: Sorry bro, I had ink ass.

by Vultrex480 February 21, 2023


Ink Stud

1.Popularized by Graphic novel Author Dan Clowes, this term is used to describe someone who is proficient at making comics. It is most often used when referring to someone who makes comics so often they have a constant ink mark on their drawing hand.

*Note:The word stud is mostly used referring to men only but in the case of Ink Stud it is used to define a person of any gender.

2. A web podcast by the same name: http://www.inkstuds.com/

"Man, have you seen all the books Joann Sfar has put out? That guy writes like a mad man! He is a real Ink Stud."


by JessFinkenstein January 8, 2009


ink wand

When a homeboy sticks his dick in a girls ass then puts it in her girls mouth.

He totally ink wanded that broad.

by dos osos January 9, 2020