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You called me a cheater! Stop the KOREAN INSULTS!
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When one person says a clever or funny burn directed at another person, and everyone laughs in response, but it takes the one receiving the burn seconds or even minutes to understand it.
Person 1- **Insert witty burn here**
Group- **Lol rofl lmao**
Person 2- **blank stare** ......"oooooh! Hey that's not funny!"
Wow took you long enough to get the joke man! Another victim of the boomerang insult
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When your pissed off at your boyfriend so you write about him on Urban Dictionary as a way of expressing your anger.
Similar to an indirect compliment except it's out of hate
An example of an indirect insult would be:
Mike
A guy with a small penis and is a total asshole and wah wah wah complaining because I have no other way to say he is a bad person without really doing anything.
This is literally the same as writing angry letters and not sending them, except this way you feel like you have a better chance of getting people to agree with you.
Urban Dictionary was not made to be a place where you could bitch about your problems to others who don't really give a shit. If you think this is a good way to let out your anger then you are a dipshit.
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a self-inflicted diss
Jack: I'm ugly
Jill: My jokes aren't funny
Oscar: Stop with the insult masturbation, you two!
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anyone who talks to someone, and that person gets insulted by every word coming out of his mouth.
john- no makeup huh?
jilly- whats that supposed to mean?!?!
john- oh! i just like the o-natural look.
jilly oh! now your saying i look ugly with makeup?!?!
john-no its just......
jilly-you such an insult king!
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A statement you say out of pure anger after two fat dudes working a pawn shop only offer you $1,000 for your $2,500 PEZ collection.
"I can't believe one of them guys offered me a thousand dollars for fucking 50 pieces of PEZ, that's an insult to the PEZ community. I can't believe it; that's why they're chooches."
well fuck you if you do this. don't. don't say something is 'autistic' if you think its weird, don't call someone autistic if they're not, don't say 'autism' with no context as if it's a joke- it's not. seriously, fuck you if you do this. stop it, get some help, anyone with any type of autism is better than you.
Person 1: "hey did you hear insert dickhead's name using autism as an insult?"
Person 2: "yeah, let's go beat them up and call them neurotypical."
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