when your friend is being a dick head embarrassing or said summit dumb in front of your other friends this can be said
friend 1: "Nah soap tastes peng still"
you (saying to friend 2): "Sasha come and collect your bredrin/friend"
friend 2 : "thats your bredrin"
hip-hip/artist producer similar to mf doom dudes kinda crazy and shit goes hard, you can check his shit on soundcloud, bandcamp, and other stuff but mainly those 2 he posts regularly on dat
if u like mf doom and that typa music and that shit speak to u like ong speak through ya mind then this guy will fosho be yo best friend trust
"yo u heard of your best friend jippy"
"no who tf that"
"nigga hes not very popular but hotter than the sun check his shit!!"
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Something my momma and your momma ain't.
My mom: I ain't one of your lil friends Idk who you think you is?
This is the only day you can kick your shirt friends as much as you want.
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When you pick up someone random that you donโt know and say your friends and are going to have soft tacos
Picks up mouse
โYour my friend now, weโre having soft tacos!โ
on the May 20th get your friend Jade a nice gift
you: oh hey itโs May 20th hereโs a gift
jade: thanks but why?
you: itโs get your friend called jade a gift day
jade : woah really
you: yeahhhh
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a stupid comeback phrase that's used for virtually everything, even if it doesn't make any sense whatsoever
Friend #1: dude! i saw your mom last night! she was hot!
Friend #2: your best friend's sister!
Friend #!: you have a sister!?
dude: what happened last night!?
dude 2: your best friend's sister!
dude: shut up!
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