When something so true you willing to put god on the line for it. It’s another way of saying «I swear to god» but in a more flex way.
*At club penguin*
«You have been banned for bad behaviour when it comes to you way of communicating with other players. You said: «Bruh on god I’m just tryna go sicko mode on these penguin cheeks»
A retard with creative biological powers who got all the credit for creating human inefficiencies so they would always waste time eating, pooping, peeing, sleeping, playing on social media, inventing things the world doesn't really need, and ultimately devouring all of the 1st creation's (Earth's) resources before they can actually evolve.
Behold, I am God, the reason you all hate yourselves because you can never be me!
Don't piss off God or he'll start that apocalypse program that's got all of the religious sheeple in a frenzy pit of fears!
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"Omg is pewdiepie all hail pewdiepie all hail pewdiepie he is god"
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a master of all things not on earth
a loser that failed to make things right
a massive robot of the old universe
GOD was once a dog that became a human
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A hypothetical mysterious being who has been imagined by mankind to solve the mystery of existence. god is a myth of many religions who lives in the skies hiding from Astronauts and does nothing to control bloodshed and injustice on his creations.
God said he will never be back again