is that you

A Scottish way of asking someone if they are leaving.

It's 17:00 at the office and Rich is putting his coat on.

Scott: Is that you?
Rich: Aye, that's me.
Alistair: Is that him?
Scott: Aye, that's him.

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that's you

is that yours...
your car, you girl

(looking at a car in a parking lot)
that's you

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you

a beautiful and amazing person that should never bring themselves down or judge themselves

you are amazing

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no you are

the strongest comeback one could possibly make. First used by Harrison Monin in 2018 and since has left everyone in arguments bewildered.

Guy 1: "I fucked your mum last night"
Guy 2: "No You Are"
Guy 1: "oh shit"

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You

2nd person of singular or plural

I hate you, you hate me....

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it's not you

General excuse for covering up that it's you.

- Am I really that awful in bed?
- Oh honey, it's not you...

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YOU are!

One of the lowest forms of a "comeback" in response to an insult. Spoken with emphasis on the "YOU".

Can be funny when used incorrectly.

Bully: You're fat
Nerd: You are!

Bully: You're gay
Nerd: You are!

Bully: You're stupid
Nerd: You are!

Bully: I banged your sister last night
Nerd: You are!
Bully: Wait, what?

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