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An effective way of hiding your boner! Also a popular dance craze in new york teens!
First: You lean over at your waist.
Second: You cross one leg over the other and SQUEEZE.
You do the lean an tuck in critical situations.
Guy 1: Oh my god today i saw the hottest girl ever when i was walking down the street. All of a sudden i got this HUGE boner, but the lean and tuck saved the day. She didn't assume a thing. We're going on a date tonight!
Guy 2: Wow that's so cool! Next time i get a boner I'm definitely gonna try out the lean and tuck.
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The Tuck and Jerk is performed when the internet is down or porn is unavailable. In this situation the male party tucks his genitals between his legs to resemble the genitals of a woman. He then takes a picture of this and uses it to masturbate. In effect a person is creating their own porn to jerk it to.
I need to buy a playboy. Last night the modem when down, so I had to Tuck and Jerk.
When a drag queen's tuck is too meaty in the back that it appears she shit herself.
"GUUUURRL, yo need to turn yoself around and check that dump tuck boo-boo."
When I was a young lass, I had very nice tucked in beef.
Your tuckekd in beef is looking rather loose today.
Erin's tucked in beef is very beefy.
To hide or store something away.
I always tuck away my stuff inside of my wardrobe.
When you have extreme BSTL(balls stuck to leg), and u physically remove the package from its upwright position. To perform this maneuver, you must make ur legs into a 45 degree angle. Then dip ur knees causing for seperation of the co-hedrant package.
Woman: what the heck was that?
Man: i had some sweaty package, so i pulled The Barone Tuck.
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Primarily for use during football when you have an opportunity to score, although can be used across all sports/video games. With reference to Andy Gray’s comments to Charlotte Jackson on Sky Sports that contributed to him getting sacked.
*Richard and Jeff are playing FIFA whilst Jamie is watching. Richard is awarded a penalty*
Jamie: “Go on Richard, tuck it in for Andy”
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