itchy britches

the person that is constantly at war with their itchy genitals- usually in public places such as the office or work place. Often tried to be concealed by way of going to town through the pocket or under a desk/table.

"Did you see itchy britches sratching herself and smell her fingers at the lunch table today"?

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Itchy bisset

Used to draw attention to the occurrence of an itch, wheresoever it might occur, whilst remaining intentionally vague about it's location.

Since the term 'bisset' has no explicit referent, it ought not to be used unless prefaced by 'itchy'.

As revealed to the originator of the term, by Kylie Minogue, in a dream.

Oooh, Dannii, I've got an itchy bisset; but the show must go on.

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Itchy Fandango

The dance you end up doing to hide the fact that you're trying to itch your crotch and anal areas after recently shaving.

Christina was forced to do the Itchy Fandango after recently shaving her pubic hair.

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Itchy bits

Used as an exclamation when one discovers or realises that one has an itch anywhere upon their body. It does not have to relate to the private parts.

Dude that woollen jumper has given me itchy bits!

I have itchy bits! (to be exclaimed loudly in a public place)

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itchy scrotch

wen you have a itchy patch in ur nether region

wen u do this:
put ur hands dwn ur pants nd scratch

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itchy string

The thread that is always coming off of a shirt. Can be extremely itchy and annoying. If you try to pull it off, it just gets longer.

My stupid itchy string is always touching my lower back and it tickles!!!

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gettin itchy

taking vicodens or norcos, or when you are on them and itchness sets in

Hey baumann wanna get itchy?
These norcs are kickin in im gettin itchy.
Lets get itchy and melt.

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