When You Are the Senate and some jedi tries to kill you
Windu:The Senate Will decide your fate
The Senate:I'am The Senate
Windu:Not Yet
The Senate: Its Treason Then
what you say to a girl when their nipples are hard
hey baby, do you think its cold?
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"Its like" usually followed by a unbelievable statement.
Its like...
"Its like, having an alarm clock with no alarm..."
"Its like, having a tv with no tv licence..."
"Its like, buying a porn subscription with no arms..."
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when you dont feel like doing something
greg wanted me to help him build his pool today but i got a case of the fuck its and didnt want to
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its a SOGA
A SOGA stands for a Sort-of-Guy-Austin.
SOGA defies all norm of a typical straight male.Where normal teen boys dream and fantasize
about being chased and mobbed my Fan girls,a SOGA would rather curl up with his SkullCandy
headphone and be left alone.
SOGA has a sweet tongue which he uses in random times, and goes SCREEE SCREEE when he's being
chased by Men in white suits and big Nets.
SOGA males can also pull off tight denim pants and not look Awkward like 99.8% of the rest of
the males.
Person : Who's your idea guy?
Girl : its a SOGA
Person: wtf?
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if no1 believes what ur sayin and u decide to just drop it just say its in the bible
Me:hey i fucked her i swear!
Jim:no u didnt stfu!
Me:u know what fuck u its in the bible
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"Omg that thing is so cute!! Should i get it?.... ITS UP. Im buying it idc"
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