A fucking Weeaboo with a big dick. Never leaves the house. Probably puts peanut butter on his asshole and lets his dog/cat lick it. Smart at school but not with girls.
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Ivan whoβs is Ivan ? Ivan is the ugliest fat peace of shit that wears the same cloths everyday
βIvan your so fat β β Ivan your wearing the same cloths again β
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The Process of nerdifing oneself, once Ivanizing is complete, one will find themselves looking at Apple Computers, Electronics, and fugly sweater vests. This person is often seen wandering Best Buy, working at church as a helper, and often involved in leadership at his or her local school. A parent's dream child, but someone bullies want to can.
Tory: Man Crissy! You are ivanizing yourself!
Crissy: Chilax Tory! That will never happen!
Sheila: Hurry up Crissy! they're having a sale on Macs at Best Buy!
Tory: NOOOOOOOOO!!! Don't Ivanize yourself!!!
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Normaly illiterate, ugly and can't cook for shit.
Normaly identified by being over 6ft, with short hair and big ears.
Shrek/Ivan
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I am # 1
second is not a winner
and third noone remembers,
too bad ivan's second,
o my god ivan, you lost a ping pong game against sam,
you suck.
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donβt look , talk , touch and/or interact with ivan because michelle will kill u.
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