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Ivan

A fucking Weeaboo with a big dick. Never leaves the house. Probably puts peanut butter on his asshole and lets his dog/cat lick it. Smart at school but not with girls.

Ivan you fucking Weeaboo!

by Fatboyyy23 December 5, 2016

7πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


Ivan

Ivan who’s is Ivan ? Ivan is the ugliest fat peace of shit that wears the same cloths everyday

β€œIvan your so fat β€œ β€œ Ivan your wearing the same cloths again β€œ

by Tuttle7856 December 12, 2018

5πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Ivanize

The Process of nerdifing oneself, once Ivanizing is complete, one will find themselves looking at Apple Computers, Electronics, and fugly sweater vests. This person is often seen wandering Best Buy, working at church as a helper, and often involved in leadership at his or her local school. A parent's dream child, but someone bullies want to can.

Tory: Man Crissy! You are ivanizing yourself!

Crissy: Chilax Tory! That will never happen!

Sheila: Hurry up Crissy! they're having a sale on Macs at Best Buy!

Tory: NOOOOOOOOO!!! Don't Ivanize yourself!!!

by Vitamin CV December 14, 2008

4πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Ivan

Normaly illiterate, ugly and can't cook for shit.

Normaly identified by being over 6ft, with short hair and big ears.

Shrek/Ivan

by salmonmann September 8, 2010

41πŸ‘ 159πŸ‘Ž


Ivan

I am # 1
second is not a winner
and third noone remembers,

too bad ivan's second,

o my god ivan, you lost a ping pong game against sam,
you suck.

by sam,, November 17, 2005

49πŸ‘ 200πŸ‘Ž


ivan

michelle’s boyfriend.

don’t look , talk , touch and/or interact with ivan because michelle will kill u.

by ivan’sgirlfriendd January 20, 2022

2πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Ivan

Some gay ass nigga

Nobody:
Ivan: 🌈

by Uslyslhjclhfig jfvhlkydkyd June 3, 2019

3πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž