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Performing oral sex with semen in your eyes.
Last night Zoe Cross Japanese Crabcaked me!
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While receiving a rim job, the recipient tightly grasps the back of the givers head and violently shits in their face.
Susan's hair looks looks like it survived a Japanese Hurricane.
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When someone shits on ones chest as a symbol of honor, then proceeds to violently slap the shit.
Darling would you like a Japanese Landmine
I sure would bitch
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A sexual act which involves licking the anus of one's sexual parter after defication.
After Alyssa's boyfriend finished taking a dump, she proceeded to give him a Japanese toilet.
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While having anal sex with a woman while standing up, you grab her arms and hold them straight out to her side. Then make the sound of an airplane and steer her head first into a wall, knocking her out. Promptly exit leaving her lying naked on the ground.
I took that girl home and gave her the Japanese Airliner, and still made it home in time to watch Matlock.
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the act of gargling a nut sack with a mouth full of warm water
She had a mouth half full with water. I put my bolas in the mouth, she gargled, i moaned, happy ending, boom-japanese jacuzzi
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To fart under the covers of a bed and then use the bed sheet to fan and focus the noxious gas to your partners face, a quick version of the Dutch oven
Toni let rip a huge one and Fin quickly flicked the blanet giving her a Japanese microwave.
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