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Jason

This handsome young man is the dude you wanna be with. He presents as tough and a big shot, but really he is soft and loving. All the dudes love him; he’s one for the boys, but gets the ladies too. He has many passions, one being pulling girls. Of course Jason does not solely like girls for their appearance, as he appreciates what’s on the inside. Jason is always respectful. He usually wears over sized sweatshirts and grey sweatpants, and smells like Abercrombie. If you meet a Jason, there’s no doubt about it, he is most definitely the one for you.

Do you know Jason? He’s a god
Bruhhh that Jason kid is hott

by Thegr8testputa#1 February 5, 2019

11πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Jason

Jason; a extemly sexy guy with a huge penis and loves the ladys. he pulls all the chicks and love isla (L), he has a awesome sister called melanie and is amazing in bed.

1. hey did u see jason
2. yeah i hell wanna jump his dick
1. i know its huge
2. i wish i know how big it was

by awesome cool kid October 12, 2010

68πŸ‘ 38πŸ‘Ž


Jason

The fist pumping mastor. Jason is the king of the fist pump , hes so good you'd think he invented it. He may not have friends at school but he has friends at cadets...

"FISTPUMP!!"

Here comes jason ...

by hotpinkfuzz November 24, 2010

53πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž


Jason

Jason is a fucking beast. This kid rips people apart on the football field, and is not to be fucked with, ever.

Spectator: You see Jason out there?

Spectator 2: Hell yea he just ripped that kids arm off :O

by Jason the Linebacker October 19, 2012

18πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Jason

Jason, a guy who cannot bring himself to love but when you get to know him omgzz you guys he has a heart of solid gold..

I cried so much because of jasons special type of love i didnt realise all those years were were together he was the one who made me cry the most..

Omg like he is sooooo special..

by ifitwalkslikeaduckitisaduck December 28, 2013

23πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


jasonism

a condition brought on by over exposure to Jason

symptoms include:

overly theatrical performances during social interactions
A god like complex
swelling of the head
and finally everone around you may begin to appear inferior

patient "doctor I can't help but despair at the human race for not being as amazing as I am"
doctor "well I think you have a minor case of jasonism"

by bubbles7612 May 19, 2009

15πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Jason

A jason is a cute, awkward, dorky boy. He's funny and sweet, can attract many girls by his lovable, boyish charm. However, a Jason isn't the best boyfriend because he doens't like talking or discussing relationship problems, only enjoys showing off his new "prize girl".

s, "i really like jason, but he never talked to me, only showed me to his friends"

e, "i wanted to go out with jason, but i knew better"

friend, "who can resist jason charm and grace?"

by lovetolovealways:)............ July 31, 2008

2910πŸ‘ 2223πŸ‘Ž