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Dirty bottoms of the feet, as if one walked barefoot from the trailer park, up to the jiffy mart (or other convenience store) to buy a 40, discount smokes, and / or a scratch-off ticket. One of the most common situations in which Jiffy Mart Feet can be observed is that of adult film actresses appearing in amateur and very-low-budget pseudo-professional adult film productions.
She was delivering a quality performance riding cowgirl, but then he rolled her over on her back and into the pinned missionary position. This action revealed that she had a serious case of Jiffy Mart Feet which - against the back drop of Busch Light Draft and an overflowing ashtray on the night stand and that crappy wall paper that they only put in single wides - gave the actress a real sense of authenticity in the scene.
when you eat a whole roll of rits crackers with jiffy peanut butter within a short amount of time
dude last night i pulled a rits roll jiffy
What your foreign aunt says when your name is jeffy, and you are also male.
Jiffy muh boi! Its been so long since ive seen you last!
The special kind of cloth which can be bought at your local stores *if in stock* to wipe you penis down when you have just had a good solid old wank
DUDE 1 "Hey dude my girlfriend dumped me like yesterday so i can't fuck anyone tonight."
DUDE 2 "shit man that sucks what you going to do tonight then?"
DUDE 1 "I don't know man...Hey you got any spare jiffy cloths on you."
DUDE 2 "No man sorry, I used all mine up last night."
DUDE 1 "Oh don't worry i'll go to the stores and pick up a 200pack for both of us."
DUDE 2 "Ok man catch up to you later, Put 100 jiffies in my bedroom dude."
DUDE 1 "yeah laters."
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Directions given using solely Jiffy Lubes as landmarks. Best used in cities, where there are at least 20 Jiffy Lubes on every major road.
Guy Number One: "Yeah, you drive about a mile down 82nd ave until you've passed 2 Jiffy lubes, take a right at the second one and my street is the third one down."
Guy Number Two: "Sweet, I'll be there in fifteen minutes. I definitely won't get lost using those Jiffy Lube Directions."
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When you take a massive steaming shit in a Japanese bitch's ear in order to lube it up, and then proceed to fuck said orifice mercilessly, while speaking to her in Japanese. You then jism deep in her ear, possibly causing loss of hearing from the excess of jism.
"Last night, I gave Sakura a Tokyo Jiffy Lube."
"Oh, really, did she lose all hearing in her ear?"
"Yes, she did. There was far too much jism and fecal matter for her tight Japanese ears to handle."
"There she is right now. Hey, can you hear me?"
"Nani?"
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Peanut Butter all over her morsels? For real Skippy in a jiffy is what a low down Dirty-Ass Skeezer HoBag Beeeotch will do when she gotta have it!!! I'm talkin' about gettin' on the low down with a genuine Fido Bow Wow K-9 flea bag mutt full of fur, and givin' him sumpin' ta chomp on! Smackin' his tongue all over her meat curtains and she's explodin' some o' thOse "oh my Mutha Fuckin' Gawwwdz" right therr! Sick in her disgusting fantasy world wishin' it was a man master rug licker lesbie friend or some bad boy. Damn! Get eatin', laid or even used... but no not the fucking animals especially mans best friend the D-O-G?! WTF?!!.
Beastiality Real fucked up shit Ladies and Germz... I aint down with that Holla if ya hear me!!! 'Cause it doesn't get much worse than that except Necro's But that another mother fuckin' sorry ass story!!!
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