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Thhey have no life, they think they are tuff cuz they play football
John - omg he doesnt like me im gonna beat him up
43👍 30👎
A gay faggot who likes to take steamy hot showers with other men.
Jock1: Oh your bush is coming in nice!
Jock2: Wunna Touch?
100👍 76👎
Australian Jock: Plays AFL football and when not playing football can be seen walking in packs of about 10 handballing a sherrin to each other. Jocks can be identified by thier appearence alone. This can consist of a mop-top littered with bleach-blonde streaks. Stupid bright coloured polo shirts with the collars popped up. Billabong, RipCurl, Mossimo ABnFitch etc. Those faded jeans that have rips and crap sewn all over them when u buy them. Drives around in little rice burner girls car. Hangs around McDonalds talking about how Essendon flogged Carlton in a huge obnixious voice.
Jock: "Aww man did you see Carlton get their arse handed to them against Essendon last night. Man i was like "YEAHHHH EXTREME" u know"
Me: "Like i give a fuck you jock cunt"
18👍 10👎
some guy that participates in a lame ass sport like football and usually gets all the ladies...
I hate those damn jocks every one of them gotz 3 ladies
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An athlete either in high school or middle school who dates other “popular girls” and abuses their power to bully others in submission
J: Bro that jock Scott started dating that hot girl Angela the other day and I heard he beat up a geek kid for not giving him his lunch money. Man what an asshole he is.
6👍 2👎
A dumbass who plays football all day, gets low grades, and who thinks he is a true athlete. After high school, he ends up as a cashier in Tesco, and cannot understand why he isn't playing for England in the world cup.
Other things:
-Only dates slutty girls
-Parents are rich idiots
-Eats loads but never gets fat.
Jock: Hey Mate. Wanna play some "footy" lad?
Normal person: No thanks..I'm quite busy...
Jock: I guess some people just can't play football...
Normal person: Keep your thoughts to yourself!
Jock: (In a Retarded tone) Awww! Are ywou cwying!?
Normal person: Ffs...
Jock:..............I only cry sweat........
Normal person: OH GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY LIFE YOU STUPID JOCK!
10👍 4👎
A useless person who is only good at sport but dumb at everything else, usually buff and uses physical strength to bully and harass other highschool cliques such as nerds and geeks. Generally having poor grades
Example: Dylan Brown
doesn't have the mental capacity to expand their vocabulary
However, athletes are different from Jock's.
normal athletes aren't assholes (unless in the field (but a lot of them are chivalrous) while Jock's are cunts toward other people inside and outside the court or boxing ring, they aren't chivalrous at all, they don't have morals or ethics.
Jock: Usually only cares bout themselves and hang out with the hot chicks, they are usually confident but dumb.
Australian jock's can sometimes seem like junkies due to their similarities that there is a huge absence of (big boi words) in words and phrases in their vocabulary. However, some people can fit into both categories.but most junkies don't have a well-shaped physique due to the influence of drugs towards their bodies.
They usually say's words such as cunt, bro, Ooga Booga, yeah cunt, get fucked cunt, fight me brrooooww, what do you want cunt, ill head butt you I do sport and boxing whaddya want cunt, whaddya mean
(due to the lack of IQ some jocks may say this every few seconds)
Example: Dylan Brown.
Example 2: he's such a clique, jock
Example 3: Dylan Brown.
Example 4: Dylan Brown.
Example 5: Dylan Brown.
Example 6: "hey that jock is harassing him" "hey stop being an asshole and stop harassing the nerd"