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Roger Fox's boss in the comic strip Foxtrot. Although largely a supporting character, he is a source of many good jokes. His face is never seen, and usually all that can be seen are his hands, which he holds together with the thumbs up on his desk. He is apparently intimidating and somewhat corrupt, forcing Roger to do things he doesn't believe are right, including making data to justify a large pay increase for himself while the company is in debt and laying off workers, and even making poor Roger dress up as a clown and entertain at his son JP Jr.'s birthday party, which resulted in a "radio controlled plane incident" and an injury to Roger's nose.
"When JP Pembrook tells you to do something, you DO IT!" - Roger Fox
someone with an abnormally large male reproductice organ
the JP Krueger saved the world from destruction and made love to all of the women left on the planet
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When you do your skincare routine with your own semen
i walked into my friends house and he was doing the 'Dirty JP'
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A dirty jp is a small fuck that smokes too much weed and plays video games
Yo bro i met this dirty JP cunt did fuck all but master bate and play video games
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One who thee breaks or distress's of another being's ankle.
Man #1: (Kicks Man#2 in the ankle)
Man #2: DUDE WTF, WHY'D U JP MY ANKLE IDIOT?
Man #1: Oh sorry.
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Achieving a state of inebriation that almost causes you to lose all of your friends in one night. Symptoms include slurred political tirades, kicking Gillian in the ribs, denying that you're drunk, denying that you're "kind of a bro", yelling "no! no! no! no!" for no apparent reason, and macking on lesbians.
"Yeah, I was JP drunk last night."
"Yeah, you talked about how you wanted to bang Ellen Degeneres and then you kicked a baby in the face."
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