the act of sticking a whole shrimp up your urethra
"Dude yesterday I walked in on Jerry doing the reverse kabob. It was very kinky."
When you are having anal sex with your woman and they take a solid shit while you are fucking them.
My woman loves to give me a burnt kabob on Sunday's.
A man notorious for virusifying every device in peoples houses. Including their tables. He is a mafia boss in charge for all of the scams in India, and you usually know your being attacked by him when you can here his message and he virusifies your table. Usuallu followed by a scream.
“Kameel Kabeeb Kabob used his hacker skills and scammed my whole famiky and virusified our table, he then screamed as all of our money left our bank accounts and we became homeless”
Derogatory comment for someone who is really just a piece of shit.
Rachel: Ruth is a real Crap Kabob she is.
Fonzie: I agree I have never seemed to like her either.
Fonzie: Let's go get tacos.
The act of Skewering objects with your penis.
I went over to my friends BBQ yesterday and I Kabobed his sister.
The sexual act of sliding ones penis between another persons toes-each stroke between a different pair of toes
He did some quick shrimpin’ to lube her toes up for a thorough shrimp kabobing between her toes.
A sexual 69 position performed rapidly, almost like you are going all the way through them (or yourself), just like you would load up a skewer. Both partners are face f***ing
You can face f*** me but only if we shish kabob.