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eliminating one sorority on bid day was very easy. so thank you.
guy #1: damn what sorority girl should i ask out?
guy #2: well you can eliminate the kappa delta girl.
guy #1: true.
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rich sorority girls who will snub you if you are not on the lacrosse team. these girls go out at 9 p.m. and go home by 11 p.m. the only thing they are good at is snorting coke and egging guys on (when they all have boyfriends). at schools where "kay-dees" are not your typical over-bronzed, daddy's girls, they are usually complete cows who spend all of their time studying (unlike the girls who are able to be fun and academically put-together). at schools where kay dees have formal rush, they tend to only present their prettiest girls, and have no problem being fake (since they are all the time anyway). they are all light-weights who think they are better than everyone else, and unlike most sororities, there is a 0% chance that you will ever find a real, genuine, down-to-earth kay dee girl.
"the only person that i've ever met who's more of a light-weight than you is that kappa delta chick."
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A male who loves sarcasm, dank memes, shits in urinals for fun, lives outside the social hierarchy, and hates women (me). Alpha males are scared of him because he is so awesome and intinidating.
Wow, Tyler is Such a Kappa Male he is awesome and cool and called Carly a Bitch
Yeah He's awesome
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A sorority filled with large women who did not get bids to any other sorority; Kappa Delta women are often unattractive.
Pete: Hey, did you see that fat disgusting girl?
John: Yeah, she was in Kappa Delta
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While other sorority girls might pride themselves on how many Louis Vouitton bags she has, or whether or not she is the best-dressed girl in class, the girls of Sigma Kappa focus on what truly makes a sorority great: sisterly love and winning keg races. An SK's love for her sister is genuine and steadfast, much like her ability to down foamy cups of beer. Sigma Kappas are famous for their ability to captivate men, first with their incredible good looks, and then with her ability to pound a 40.
I can't believe that Sigma Kappa can drink that much! She's so tiny, I bet she couldn't get a beer belly if she tried.
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Kappa-Slappa is a female townie/chav. They have long hair tied back extremely tight and have at least three piercings in each ear. They also wear soverign rings, one for each finger which are accompanied by smaller rings. Trademark jewellery is the hideous clown pendent worn around the neck.
Clothing is sportswear like male chavs and they wear heavy make-up. They will have tatoos and most will either be pregnant or would have already had a baby. Every single one is sexually active and have a thing for violent hooligans who deal drugs and steal cars.
Common in town centres and dodgy streets and are often seen with their male counterparts drinking cider and smoking weed. Most are aged between 12-19 and most younger ones (12-15) date men in their late twenties who are in the Army.
Prime enemy is the Gothic/Greb girl who wears all black. Despite wearing too much jewellery and make-up some Kappa-Slappas can be attractive compared to Gothic/Greb girls however most Kappa-Slappas cannot pronounce words very well and swear so that is the big put off plus when it comes to relationships they are hard to trust and will cheat on anyone they date but this is usually done t the same time as their boyfriend is cheating on them.
"Shut it oor i get me boyfriend who'll f***** smak ya in da face"
"I hate that b**** am gonna smak ha coz she keeps starin at my lad"
"Look at dat mingin goff b**** am gonna smak ha"
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Girls who have to spend all their time on Urban Dictionary to make themselves sound appealing to others when really they are a stuck up and a completely self centered group. These ladies don't know about the world outside of silver spoon feed backyards. If you're not rich, white and of the group that can oppress others don't try to join because you won't get in.
Person 1: I wanna be a Kappa Delta.
Person 2: But you're black you'll never make it.
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Have you seen very many African Americans in that group. They don't even have women of lower class backgrounds.
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