Some females would wear a bugle/horn/kazoo/drum hoop around their head while juggling chainsaws and playing an accordian to keep from getting ignored.
The one that came in wasted with the bugle/horn/kazoo/drum hoop around her head got mad when they wouldn't give her the chainsaws to juggle since they didn't want to be responsible for her injuries if she fucked up.
A sex act where one partner inflates the others foreskin like a balloon and then pinches the ends and forces the air out making a squeaky sound.
Dude, I totally got that chick to give me a lamb skin kazoo last night.
Is when you are at the Beach having sex, but before you mount your woman, you spit on your dick and stick it in the sand
If she doesn't move much during sex I highly recommend the good old sandy kazoo.
someone who is really stupid but still cute
"wow Andy is such a shit kazoo"
A Wet Kazoo is what you call someone when a person is lazy or bringing down the vibes.
Overall just a Debbie Downer.
Tom: Hey Jack, what are you doing?
Tom: Oh, of course he's sleeping. Man he's such a Wet Kazoo!
The kid who makes forts in closet because they’re gay
Person A:gay
Person B:your also gay
Person C:STOP!no more bully
Both person A and B:omg it’s the kait in kazoo
Person C:that’s right!i put kaitkazoo for milkayz contact so his parents won’t find out because I don’t know reason why!and I never eververevrevreververververevrevrevrevrer EVER said
Poopy doo doo shart…hehe
Blowing into a man's asshole while jacking him off, rusty trombone style. A Rusty Gillespie in reverse.
Had a wild night, she started playing my trombone and then gave me a rusty Kazoo.