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Bugle/horn/kazoo/drum hoop

Some females would wear a bugle/horn/kazoo/drum hoop around their head while juggling chainsaws and playing an accordian to keep from getting ignored.

The one that came in wasted with the bugle/horn/kazoo/drum hoop around her head got mad when they wouldn't give her the chainsaws to juggle since they didn't want to be responsible for her injuries if she fucked up.

by The Original Agahnim September 26, 2021


Lamb skin kazoo

A sex act where one partner inflates the others foreskin like a balloon and then pinches the ends and forces the air out making a squeaky sound.

Dude, I totally got that chick to give me a lamb skin kazoo last night.

by The Space Pope May 6, 2018


sandy kazoo

Is when you are at the Beach having sex, but before you mount your woman, you spit on your dick and stick it in the sand

If she doesn't move much during sex I highly recommend the good old sandy kazoo.

by FBIGLOWIE October 9, 2022


shit kazoo

someone who is really stupid but still cute

"wow Andy is such a shit kazoo"

by sexsapphic January 11, 2021


Wet Kazoo

A Wet Kazoo is what you call someone when a person is lazy or bringing down the vibes.
Overall just a Debbie Downer.

Tom: Hey Jack, what are you doing?
Tom: Oh, of course he's sleeping. Man he's such a Wet Kazoo!

by ⬆⬆⬇⬇⬅➡⬅➡🅱🅰- July 25, 2024


The kait in kazoo

The kid who makes forts in closet because they’re gay

Person A:gay

Person B:your also gay

Person C:STOP!no more bully

Both person A and B:omg it’s the kait in kazoo

Person C:that’s right!i put kaitkazoo for milkayz contact so his parents won’t find out because I don’t know reason why!and I never eververevrevreververververevrevrevrevrer EVER said

Poopy doo doo shart…hehe

by Not milkayz December 3, 2021


Rusty Kazoo

Blowing into a man's asshole while jacking him off, rusty trombone style. A Rusty Gillespie in reverse.

Had a wild night, she started playing my trombone and then gave me a rusty Kazoo.

by Söme Blöke85 October 18, 2021