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'Shish kebab' is the most basic of the kebabs, used as a all-round censor for almost any curse word and is just an expression used in mild exasperation.
Shish KEbab! I lost my fucking virginity to some pedo gayass dickbag.
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To perform cunnilingual acts upon a lady friend whilst she is in the midst of a period, thus making your face look like you have just indulged in a drunken saucy meat based fast food dish.
I had no idea she had the painters in until the last minute, so I ended up eating a well messy kebab.
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a vagina that hangs like a half eaten kebab
Niall: I heard Hayley has a kebab fanny
Steve: What's a kebab fanny?
Niall: Her fanny hangs like a half eaten kebab
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I am going to be on one of Trumps kebab removal squads!
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A name for a penis covered in shit.
1. Man i sure did enjoy eating that mud kebab last night
2. How's your mud kebab going?
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Failing to pull before the pub closes a Doner kebab is purchased on the way home and used as a Vagina substitute on arrival.
Tony : Did you get lucky last night?
Freddie : No I had to nut inside Donna's Midnight Kebab again
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someone who enjoys throwing kebabs at friends faces. they are also pretty whore'ish e.g. goes out without a skirt just pants, but still pretty hot
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