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The largest mammal booty to ever sit on this earth.
“You just got shit on! How does that King Kong Butt taste pleb?”
1. Being overly beast like.
2. Being insanely good in bed.
GF: How the hell did you break the toilet?
BF: I guess I was being too King Kong-ish.
GF: My BF was King-Kongish last night. It was amazing.
GF's friends: oooh, you go girl!
Do not watch Kong: King of the Apes. It is a pure bad example of a Netflix cartoon.
A massive, dunny blocking turd that requires the assistance of a foreign object before it will flush.
Mate, the King Kong choker I shat out this morning was so big I had to force it down with the toilet brush.
Weakest monster who isn't Mothra He was cool in Skull Island tho
King Kong ain't got shit!
King Kong, but most people know him as mega simp.
Bruh King Kong is such a mega simp, he climbed the empire state building just to die to a few old planes!
When you attach three blunt raps together to create a larger blunt. Doing this allows you to add more weed into the blunt. This is the predecessor of the Kong and a middleman of the formation. It goes as follows;
Blunt
Kong
King Kong
Godzilla
God
Aye you tryna roll a King Kong with the rest of this bud?
Hell yeah!