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Kirk Construct

A situation presented for the express purpose of discussion intended to highlight flaws in the idea and evolve it while exposing the moral values of the individuals involved.

The parameters of said argument constantly evolve and change with the will of the originator, thus creating an ever fluctuating topic.

"What would you do if ten naked lesbian vampires came into your room and wanted to rape you?"

"I'd leave."

"No, you can't, the door is locked."

"I'd jump out the window."

"That's sealed shut."

"Die happy."

by Dæmonite September 18, 2003


Kirk Wahmmett

Kirk Wahmmett is the lead guitarist of Metallica and is known for not hitting the right notes and abusing his wah pedal during solos.

Kirk Hammett more like Kirk Wahmmett amiright?

by bitchnigger69 May 31, 2018

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kirk-fu

The act of fighting like Captian Kirk in Star Trek.

I must warn you, I have seen every episode of Star Trek and I am well versed in the art of Kirk-Fu.

by thescameron June 15, 2008

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Kirk-jitsu

The fighting style of Captain Kirk, including his flying kick to the chest and one-handed karate chop.

Captain Kirk opened up a can of Kirk-jitsu and kicked their asses!

by Phoenix Pyra March 31, 2011


Kirk out

To get really mad about something to the point of yelling or fighting. To go out of one's mind because of the gravity of the seriousness of the situation. To lose it or flip out. Origin: The Washington DC area (DC, Maryland and Virginia). Reference to Captain Kirk from Star Trek and the way he used to sign off of the com speaker "Kirk out" when he was upset.

That dude just hit my car and I'm about to "kirk out" on him.

by doctorteef August 10, 2012

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Kirk Cousins

When you are banging a girl from behind and yell "YOU LIKE THAT!" Over and over

Guy- how did your date go?
Other guy - I scored. I gave her the Kirk Cousins all night!

by Rms51403 January 28, 2016

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kirking out

The act of going balistic or crazy about any given situation.

Shelly was kirkin out at the teacher when she found out she got a D in the class

by starqueen March 28, 2003

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