knackerating

Term for when you are mentally, emotionally and physically drained.

It’s knackerating starting a new school.

aqua knacker

To live on a boat

He docked his boat like a boss, he must be a aqua knacker

Knackered

A British slang term for beat up / used or tired

Teacher: morning class hope you are feeling fresh
That kid in the class: Nah fuck that I’m proper knackered today miss

Girl 1: omg me and Ron had suck great sex last night my pussy is SO knackered today
Girl 2: You? Knackered? Is Ron alive then?
Girl 1: He didn’t die completely, but he is at home today

Knackered

Exhausted from a first date.

When you come home after being out all night doing wild stuff with this girl you just met and your brother who’s still up wants you to hang with him and his friends in the computer room, “sorry boys I’m f*cking knackered.”

knackered

Being thoughly drunk, nicely high and overall chill

I feel nicely knackered

thwacker knackered

To be beat with a flat object to cause stimulation

She thwacker knackered his big red sword with a big blue sword.

Knacker mag

This is another phrase for top shelf porn magazines. "Knackers" in this instance refers to your bollocks. A knacker mag is therefore a magazine that you can use to help you get your knackers off.

have you got a knacker mag handy I fancy a wank