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One person gets on a ladder (5 feet tall) with a hard cock. The other person lays on the ground spreading his lubed up anus. The dude on the ladder then jumps and penetrates the other persons sopping wet gaping bung hole.
Dude my anus still hurts from when your brother did the texas ladder on me
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The nerd's attempt to rationalize his lacking sex life taken to the extreme.
However, it's utterly hilarious. Just don't take it seriously (please).
Nerd 1: Why won't Michelle go out with me? I bought her an epic mount and wrote her into my fanfic.
Nerd 2: Did she tell you she just wanted to be friends?
Nerd 1: Y..Yeah.
Nerd 2: Well, according the ladder theory, you are on her friends ladder and therefore will never be getting any.
Nerd 1: *head explodes*
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Stacking two women on a bed and banging one in the pussy, then the ass, then move to the next girls pussy then ass.
Scott has always wanted to climb the ladder, but now he is married and can't live his dream.
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when a girl does a hand stand and a boys kneels down a eats out her vagina which she gives him a blow job. it is pretty much like 69 but so much better and much more intense (;
yo dude, so me and caroline did the crazy ladder last night and my arms kill today from holding her up.. but man was it so worth it!
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constantly doing increasingly dangerous or stupid things to achieve the feeling of excitement or thrills
Water skiing was one thing, but when Urwe decided to swim with the sharks, he just moved up a rung on the thrill ladder.
An idiom that describes how one gets through a situation: either by getting external assistance (ladder) or "climbing" out of it unassisted (lemur).
Sometimes, when life gets hard, you only have two choices: ladder or lemur.
1)The ladder used to get bananas from tall trees
I found a banana ladder on amazon for $5.90 with free shipping.