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The professionals who are the last people that provide care to a deceased individual. This group of people includes morticians, coroners, forensic investigators, religious professionals, cemetery workers, and thanatologists. Last responders are usually responsible for determining how someone died, giving the individual their last rights, setting up and performing the individual’s funeral, burial and or cremation, and providing care to the individual’s grave stone, assuming they were buried in a public cemetery, in the event individual’s family is deceased and or unable to do so.
The last responders determined that Nevil died from a drug overdose.
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A show on the channel TNT about a pandemic that kills off 90% of the population. A Navy ship called the Nathan James run by Captain Thomas Chandler that is out at sea did not come in contact with the virus because of their location. A scientist on board, Dr. Rachel Scott, reveals to them that their mission was not to go to the Arctic, for that mission was to hide their real mission: to find the cure.
I watched The Last Ship the other day. I loved it!
The act of bingeing on food right before you go on a major diet, in an effort to eat all of your favorite junk food before swearing off of it for a while.
Kelly: "Um, are you really going to eat that entire bag of Doritos? And what happenend to the box of Krispie Kremes I just bought?"
Mark: "Sorry, I start the South Beach diet tomorrow- just doing a little last suppering."
Words spoken or actions done shortly before a dying breath.
"Grandma's last act was to write you out of her will." (RiffTrax.com)
You've transcended dimensions, and have fucked everything in existence, but now the fine challenge awaits you. To transcend the final base you most masturbate.
Dude:"I Have transcended human understanding and have made it to last base"
Dude:"Why are you still doing this"
The better way to tell someone they are a loser even though to you and everyone else they still are and forever will be a loser.
*People running a Marathon*
...And the winner is John Smith!!
*After a two hour time lapse, the last person crosses the finish line*
...And the Last Winner is Steven Johnson!
*Announcer speaking to himself*
He is such a loser!!
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Like Last But not Least, except the last thing done it the least important.
The cop had done 2 things already that day, he had arrested a murderer and arrested a rapist. And the last but least thing he had to do was quieten down an old woman's next door neibourghs.
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