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Send nudes (send NUclear launch coDES)
ay girl can you send NUclear launch coDES?
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When a man with one testicle is able to ejaculate.
This is the first time after my orchiectomy that I was able to launch the rocket with one engine.
Beds in a hospital ward, usually in the emergency department, that are reserved for the sickest patients who are not expected to get better.
Named this because Saint Peter is said to guard the gates of heaven and the people on these beds are presumed to be seeing him very soon.
Three patients on Saint Peter's launching pad.
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to place T.P. on the seat in a public restroom before crapping.
Dude, I had to crap so bad that I almost didn't have enuogh time to set up the launch pad
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After you get to the work place or school when you go to the bathroom in the morning to look at yourself in the mirror to make sure you look good
Courtney: What do we do everyday?
Marcy: Pre-launch Touch Ups?
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Being unable to play a instance (or dungeon) in World Of Warcraft due to too many other instances already being in play.
Most commonly, the player sits outside the dungeon and cries about quitting the game, but for some reason you end up spending hours upon hours waiting until you can get in.
Human Priest: i keep getting "Additional instances cannot be launched, please try again later."
Dwarf Hunter: OMFG THIS IS BULLSHIT I CAN'T BELIEVE I PAY 15 BUCKS A MONTH FOR THIS.
Gnome Rogue: ima go listen to some crab core
Tauren Druid makes some strange gestures.
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The reason everyone I know, including me, quit wow! Good job Blizzard!
Hey man whenever I try to go into an instance it says "Additional instances cannot be launched, please try again later., this game is broken.
Yeah lets go rock some HoN baddies or some TF2, I just canceled my wow im not paying $15 for broken garbage service. Peace.
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