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An insanely vulgar, if not funny name for ur dick/cock/penis/dong/schlong/willy etc.
"That massive blue veined custard launcher squirted it's man milk on me. Now I look like a polar bear I'm so white."
Used to describe a shocking and/or unbelievable story, usually involving 2 or more nouns that are not typically thought of together
We told Paul and his friends about our first trip to Michigan, and they loved hearing about the poo and the Doritos bag! Such a cow and rocket launcher story...
When you stick mentos inside a vegina then put a 2 liter of coke bottle inside and watch it shoot out like a rocket.
Holy shit we are getting attacked grab that girls we need to make a afganistan rocket launchers
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Say, Doctor, I've been having an itch in the area of my one-eyed mayonnaise launcher. Might you have a look at it please?
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a weapon to surpass the ADATS and finally kill SCP-682
hey trooper see that thing over there fire the M32 rotary grenade launcher
A term used when the funnist kid in the world, Joeseph White, says when he makes fun of English people in Halo 2.
"Get the Rocket Launcher", said Lindsey Phillips.
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The act of secretly masturbating with your left hand in your left pocket, pocket launcher being an obvious term.
It works the same for right handed people but it does not have the same effect.
kid 1: hey man! that substitute teacher was soo hot!
kid 2: i know, i fired off a left-hand pocket launcher while everyone was silent reading.
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