LAVA CLIT

When a woman decides to use ICY HOT as a lubricant on her clit.

We called Jenny LAVA CLIT after she used the Icy Hot to rub one out.

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Lava Teeth

The condition in which one's teeth spontaneously become molten or liquid in a nature similar to that of lava.

"He was a good kisser, except for the lava teeth"

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lava butt

In the sercumstance when ones fart is so hot it feels as though lava is oozing out the ass.

Known to leave a hint of sulfer in the air.

OMG!!! my ass ring is so hot and I smell sulfer, I swear theres lava in my pants...ow..I must have lava butt.

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Hot Lava

Slang for semen- the milk like fluid that erupts from a man's knob when ejaculation occurs

see.. Peter North

John- Aaahhh, damn Joan, that pussy is tight as fuck. Just a few more thrusts and I am going to cum!

Joan- Perfect John pull out and pump your Hot Lava all over my tits and face.

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Lava Melon

its like a water melon but filled with lava

That Lava Melon killed my family

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The floor is lava

A terrible meme that clickbait youtubers made about 50 grand from.

Billy-No-Mates: "THE FLOOR IS LAVA"
A Fungi (what is my life): *Jumps on a pebble*

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Lava Cake

1. An amazing dessert made from a milk chocolate dreamy, fluffy cake filled with scrumptious molten lava chocolate filling served with ice cold vanilla ice cream on top and drizzled with chocolate and raspberry sause. A specialty of Glory Days Resturant at the Fox Mill Shopping Center
2. A dessert made specifically for teenage girls
3. Sex
4. Better than Sex
5. Better than blowjobs
6. Perfection

Sarah and Emma eat LAVA CAKE at least twice a week.

Wow! That LAVA CAKE was better than sex!

Holy Mother! LAVA CAKE is better than getting a blowjob!

Wow I'd rather die than live without LAVA CAKE.

You haven't lived until you've had LAVA CAKE.

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