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Leonardo

Leonardos tend to chew on their socks and have uncomfortable hairy kneecaps. They tend to enjoy a good brawl with their schmumpkins but always loose thanks to their weak limbs. They are usually Italian and distinguishable by smell, thanks to the pheromones they release. Due to their nature, and wank odour, this often makes them overtly homosexual beings, they love to cook omelettes while their husbands hug them from behind. A very rare breed, often found underneath school desks scavenging for used gum and using it to mass produce biofuel for the Dinghies they sail to school. Usually funny bloke but will make for terrible housemates thanks to their habitual vice of eating dry wall, which unsurprisingly will give the ick to female guests. Never turn a blind eye against one.

Did you Leonardo at the party the other day. What a strange sapling he is

by Guild o’ Crumsford November 22, 2021


Leonardo

Apparently an ordinary boy but when you have the opportunity to get to know him better, you discover that he has the ability to surprise you, when you think you know everything about him, gets out with his trump card, he is intelligent even if sometimes a little distracted but you will never get bored with him. If such a person happens to you, rest assured that he will love you in a genuine way and will always try to give his best. He's kind, nice and sweet, he's an ideal lover and friend. He usually has beautiful curly and brown hair and juicy lips.

Did you met leonardo yet?

by MissVanity26 November 27, 2021


Leonardo

Leonardo is a very nice and sociable person, he loves football and his girlfriend often gets into trouble with friends. Leonardo or even Leo, is very smart and strong just like a lion. His only flaw with him is that he doesn't do well in school.

Leonardo is a winner and a cool boy

by neymar jr November 22, 2021


Leonardo

Leonardo is a handsome, nice and sociable boy, he loves football and his girlfriend. He often gets into trouble with his friends. Leonardo or even Leo, he is smart and strong just like a lion, his only flaw is that he does not do well in school

Leonardo is a winner and a cool boy

by neymar jr November 22, 2021


Leonardo

A person who is not him. He is decent at basketball but not steph curry, dissapointing.

Leonardo is not him

by him not him maybe but him December 5, 2024


Leonardo

Leonardo has a huge dick and is rich

Leonardo is rich and has a huge dick

by CuteBeaner November 29, 2021


Leonardo

Straight up asshole :/

Person 1: “Meet my new friend Leonardo”
Person 2: “Leonardo’s are such assholes tho

by Mycacaiswet March 30, 2020