Let me see your triangles

When a woman spreads her ass cheeks and shows you her asshole

Hell yeah babe spread that ass and let me see your triangles

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Let me sleep on the couch

When you want to do something that someone else will not let you do because it seems less fun than the alternative.

You come back home drunk and your friend is trying to force you into your bed, but you say, "Let me sleep on the couch", and they will not let up until you are sleeping in your bed.

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let me put a one on that

when you want anyone to know who is top dog...or who has the biggest penis..

you walk up to a group of guys who are talking about anything and you interrupt them and say "let me put a one on that" and whip it out

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let me learn you something

A southern way, for one to tell another to observe what they are doing and try and retain some of the information to help improve their current situation or to later share with others.

A - Man that girl keeps starring at me.
B - Dude go talk to her!
A - I don't know what to say.
B - Here let me learn you something. Excuse me miss, nice shoes. Want to give me a bj?

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let me tell you something

When you feel the need to make someone feel dumb by demonstrating your knowledge over a wide variety of subjects, this phrase is useful.

Me: That's not true
Moron: Yes it is.
Me: Let me tell you something... (infinite pause)
Moron: ... ?

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Mom won’t let me say it

A nickname given to a mascara by an absolute QUEEEEN

“I’m gonna use the better than mom won’t let me say it today”

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please let me post this

if you allow the posting of this you will have the best of luck forever

hey bro, if I post this I'll have good luck forever - please let me post this

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