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A sure-fire method guaranteed to make copious, innumerable amounts of revenue, usually through a product being sold or an event being offered.
The Nintendo DS and Nintendo 3DS sell so well, Nintendo treats it like a license to print money.
Recreational drugs referred to by their alphanumeric names, such as 4-AcO-DMT or 5-MeO-DIPT.
Damn kids and their crazy license plate drugs...
Tattoo right above the ass crack. On older Women you can additionally add a joke about the "Tags" being out of date.
Dude, you catch that? That chick had an excellent Tijuana License Plate!
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Shitty lower back tattoo. Actually any lower back tattoo. Shitty lower back tattoo is an oxymoron.
As the woman bent over to grab her fallen change her shirt climbed up to expose her mexican license plate.
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The weight a person reports on his or her driver's license which is anywhere between 5 and 20 lbs. less than the person's actual weight.
"I'm cutting out carbs so that I can get down to my Driver's License Weight."
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A pilot I once dated referred to his pilots' license as his Ninja License.
He: "Hey, have I showed you my Ninja License yet?"
Me: "No. What the fuck are you talking about? Oh, that thing, yeah, that's hot."
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