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johnson lid

noun: a condom or device placed between penis and the world.

"yo, let me get a johnson lid, i think i'm getting lucky tonight."

by doug p January 10, 2008


lid lifter

When you add so much popcorn to your double bottomed stainless steel non stick clear lidded stovetop popping appliance that you quite literally lift the lid off the pot with glorious mostly healthy snack.

Leslie and me stopped there Netflix and chill 20 minutes in for a mostly healthy popcorn snack - but loaded that double bottomed stainless steel non stick clear lidded stovetop popping appliance so full we got a lid lifter!

by LtotheBtothejugZ December 27, 2022


Lid cream

The thin, watery/papery tasting film of ice cream stuck to the lid of a paper ice cream carton, especially when new.

Disgusted from what he was tasting, Alex realized that he accidentally sampled the lid cream with his finger instead of the ice cream in the carton.

by Lord_of_Foxes December 3, 2016


lid girl

A girl that opens a dude's lid

Guy 1: Wow that girl really opened that guys lid
Guy 2: Yeah she's a real lid girl
Guy 1: Makes me want to transfer to EU

by Zatji August 14, 2017


sticky lids

Last night I blow my wifeโ€™s brains out and blow my load all over her eyes.

My wife loves sticky lids

by Mrbute June 27, 2022


Lid Lad

A lad who always has your back when ya lose your lid.

John always has my back when it comes to lids. He is such a Lid Lad

by nikiboi8298 June 14, 2017

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bin lid

someone who's penis is all girth and no length

Jake: "i heard nick has a bin lid"
male Prostitute: "yeh he does"

by Stuart T February 19, 2008

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